Monthly Archives: April 2016

1) “Tujhe Yaad Na Me ….

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1) “Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi, BCCI Se Ab Kya Kehna”…

– Yuvraj To Dhoni

2) “Dil Aisa Kisi Ne Mera Toda, Carrier Ke Annt (End) Ki Taraf Mooda”…

– Sehwag, Gambhir

3) “Bhoola Dena Mujhe, Hai Alvida Tumhe, Tumhe Khelna Hai, Mere Bina”…

– Sachin, sir

4) “Chanda Ne Pucha Taaron Se, Taaron Ne Pucha Hazaaro Se… Sabse Pyaara Kaun Hai….. Papa, Mere Papa…

– Stuart Binny

5) “Khaali Haat Aaye The Ham, Khaali Haath Jaayenge”…

– Raina (Duck Specialist)

6) “Kya Karu Ooo Ladies, Ooo Ladies, Mai Hun Aadat Se Majboor”…

– Virat Kohli (Mr. Flying Kisser)

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Bob, a 50 year old e ….

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Bob, a 50 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs on Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.


His buddies at the club are all envious. They corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”


Bob replies, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”


They’re knocked over, but continue to ask. “So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?”


Bob says, “I lied about my age.”


His friends are fascinated, “What do you mean? Did you

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Once upon a time, th ….

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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?”
“A bird,” the guy replied.


The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, “I don`t know. I was laying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I`m here.”


Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her “What did you do to that naked fellow?

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