Monthly Archives: April 2016

Hi Uncle Tom, I am ….

Hi Uncle Tom,

I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me.
From Anonymous


Uncle Tom’s Reply:

Dear Anonymous,

Over heating of the engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator, you need to check the oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey, you must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in

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A guy goes to a bar ….

A guy goes to a bar & finds a 12 inch pianist on the piano He is surprised
& asks the bartender ..

“How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear & he will grant a wish”

This guy rubs the lamp & asks the genie ” I want one million bucks”

The genie says ” oaky in 5 minutes”

After 5 minutes thee are a million ducks.

This guy is irritated .. he goes to the bartender & says ” hey I didn`t ask the genie for million ducks .. I asked million bucks”

The bartender says, “Do u think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ???

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