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A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.


“Care to go upstairs and have a shag?” the husband asked.


“Shhhh!” said the bride, “All the neighbours will know what we`re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we`ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking Have you left the washing machine door open instead?”


So the following night, the husband asks, “I don`t suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?”


“No, I definitely shut it”, replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.


When she woke up however, she was feel

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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.


The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday.”


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,”How did you do over the weekend?”


“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”


“17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?”


“I used

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Danny discovers his wife is cheating with another guy, so he goes to the guy’s wife and tells her about it.


“I know what we will do,” she says. “Let’s take revenge on them.”


So they go to a motel and take revenge.


After 10 mins, she says, “Let’s take more revenge,” and they take revenge again.


So like this, they kept taking more & more revenge…


After 5 times, Danny was lying spent, and she said, “Lets take revenge again.”
Danny said,”I cant… I have no more hard feelings left !!!!”

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