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A boy was teaching m ….

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A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl’s dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.

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ab yaar itna girls k ….

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ab yaar itna girls k liye post krta hu 😛

ek post boys k upar 😛



Difference between real boys n fb ones



1) real name:-keshav,bhimrao,yogendra,lokendra

Fb:-rocky,smarty,yogi,smarty



2)bachpan se lekar ajtak kbhi apne family ko gm wish nahi kiya hoga but friendlist mein add har bandi ko personally gm wish karenge:P



3)real mein toh padhtey hai nhi but fb par last nyt we did group studies likhkar ek pic zarur sem se pehle update karenge:D bhale lyf mein bicharo ne books dekhi bhi na ho:P



4)pura din ghar par soye rehne par bhi status dal

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Ram aur Raavan ka ba ….

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Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.


Raavan: Chal yaar bye.


Ram: Kya hua?


Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.


Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.


Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?


Ram: Dost nahi hai… Bata to sahi hua kya???


Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar… bas maje hi maje.


Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???


Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula li

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