Eid is the time to s ….
Eid is the time to share the bounties bestowed on you by Allah. May your love, happiness and wealth grow by sharing it with everyone!
Happy Eid ul Fitr!
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Happy Eid ul Fitr!
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Monthly Archives: May 2016
Boy: Meri Gf banogi. ….
Boy: Meri Gf banogi..???
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Gal: Mere parents allow nai karte
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Boy: Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai..???”
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Gal: Mere parents allow nai karte
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Boy: Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai..???”
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Boy: Motivate Kar. ….
Boy: Motivate Kar.
Girl: Kisko?
Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska?
Girl: Kiska?
Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!
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Girl: Kisko?
Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska?
Girl: Kiska?
Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!
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Boy: “Sweetheart, ….
Boy: “Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come?”
Girl: “Which Movie?”
Boy: “Cxndom Of Shailesh”
Girl : “You Idiot Its Quantum Of Solace.“
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Girl: “Which Movie?”
Boy: “Cxndom Of Shailesh”
Girl : “You Idiot Its Quantum Of Solace.“
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A flaccid penis is h ….
Sex is the ersatz or ….
Well, it’s a first a ….
Well, it’s a first and last time I hope I’m getting married, and of course it is different circumstances that I’m in.
~ Novak Djokovic, on his recent marriage to long-time girlfriend Jelena Ristic
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~ Novak Djokovic, on his recent marriage to long-time girlfriend Jelena Ristic
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