The most important t ….
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
~ Theodore Hesburgh
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~ Theodore Hesburgh
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Monthly Archives: May 2016
Too much nudity is a ….
Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.
This is the best book I’ve ever written, and it still sucks
~ Jarod Kintz
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This is the best book I’ve ever written, and it still sucks
~ Jarod Kintz
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Nahi Aati To Unki Ya ….
Nahi Aati To Unki Yaad Mahino Tak Nahi Aati;
Magar Jab Yaad Aate Hain, To Aksar Yaad Aate Hain!
~ Hasrat Mohani
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Magar Jab Yaad Aate Hain, To Aksar Yaad Aate Hain!
~ Hasrat Mohani
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Tujh Se Pehlay Jo Ik ….
Tujh Se Pehlay Jo Ik Shakhs Yahaan Takht Nasheen Tha;
Usko Bhi Apney Khudaa Honey Ka Itna Hee Yaqeen Tha!
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Usko Bhi Apney Khudaa Honey Ka Itna Hee Yaqeen Tha!
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Mr. Smith went to th ….
Mr. Smith went to the Doctor`s office to collect his wife`s test results.
Receptionist: “I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife`s. Frankly, that`s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That`s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: ”
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Receptionist: “I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife`s. Frankly, that`s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That`s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: ”
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Mujhse Poocha kisi n ….
Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge…….??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya…..
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se.
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ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge…….??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya…..
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se.
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Girl: “Mera Kal Fast ….
Girl: “Mera Kal Fast Tha”…
2nd Girl: “Lucky Girl”, Mera Wala To Hamesha hi slow Rehta Hai…”
O teri yeh to Non Veg hogaya
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2nd Girl: “Lucky Girl”, Mera Wala To Hamesha hi slow Rehta Hai…”
O teri yeh to Non Veg hogaya
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