Monthly Archives: June 2016

NEW BLOCKED PJ’s ….

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NEW BLOCKED PJ’s



Boy : Whats your Name??

Girl: Palak and you

Boy: Paneer

*BLOCKED!!!*

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Girl : Hello i am khusbu

Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa

agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila

de

**blocked**

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Boy:hi, wats ur name??

Girl: its Neha Singhal.

Boy: oh. . M also Single.

*blocked*

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Girl: What’s Up?

Boy: Uttar Pradesh…

*gets blocked*

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Girl : tu soya hai…??

Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!<br

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Ek Baar Gaanv Mein B ….

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Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki Government Ne Scheme Chalai.

Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”

Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.

Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”

Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.

Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”

Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Ta

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Several years ago, t ….

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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, “Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse.”

“But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs.

“Yes, I see. And your left one isn`t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!” he insists.

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Pati (phone par): Ka ….

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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai…

gar gar gar gar…

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai…

gar gar gar gar…

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!

Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?

Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, b

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