Monthly Archives: June 2016

Jimmy’s wife, refusi ….

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Jimmy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks Jimmy, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying…

“WHOA, hold on there sweety!”Jimmy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet!”

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Agar Talaash Karun ….

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Agar Talaash Karun


Agar Talaash Karun Koi Mil Hii Jaayegaa;

Magar Tumhaarii Tarah Kaun Mujhe Chaahegaa;


Tumhen Zaruur Koi Chaahaton Se Dekhegaa;

Magar Vo Aankhen Hamaarii Kahaan Se Laayegaa;


Naa Jaane Kab Tere Dil Par Naii Sii Dastak Ho;

Makaan Khaalii Hua Hai To Koii Aayegaa;


Main Apani Raah Mein Diivaar Ban Ke Baithaa Hun;

Agar Vo Aayaa To Kis Raaste Se Aayegaa;


Tumhaare Saath Ye Mausam Farishton Jaisaa Hai;

Tumhaare Baad Ye Mausam Bahut Sataayegaa!

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Women Are Such Compl ….

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Women Are Such Complex Creatures:


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,

If you don’t you are not a man.


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,

If you don’t, you are good for nothing.


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,

If you don’t you are not understanding.


If you visit her often, you are boring,

If you don’t she accuses you of double crossing.


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,

If you don’t, she says you are a dull guy.


If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard

continue ….

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