Monthly Archives: June 2016

Ladki shop pe (Parro ….

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Ladki shop pe (Parrot) Tota kharidne gayi.

Ladki- Iski kya khasiyat hai ?

Wasim Bhai (Dukandar)-Ye bolta hai.

Ladki ne Tote se pucha- Main kaisi lagti hu ?

Tota- Bhenchod randi lagti hai.

Ladki- Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.

Wasim Bhai use under le gaye aur pani me duba k pucha, bol ab gali dega ?
Tota- Ha dunga.

Wasim bhai ne aur zor se dubaya aur pucha, Ab bol sale.
Tota- Nahi kabhi nahi dunga.

Wo use bahar le gaye aur lady se kaha ab puchiye gali nahi dega.

Lady- Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge ?
Tota- Apka pati hai.

Lady- Aga

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Six golden rules for ….

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Six golden rules for f***ing:

1. F***ing once a week
is good for your health but harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind
and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After f***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level

SO REMEMBER – FASTING is good for your health – may the Almighty cleanse your dirty mind!

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Call from a bank…. ….

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Call from a bank….

“Hello Mam”.
We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!.
1. No annual charges
2. No interest on balance for three months
3. Big credit limit
4. No penalties for over spending.

Smart reply by the my wife
” No thanks “.
I have husband…
1. With no lifetime charges
2. No spending limit
3. No penalties and the most important is
4. No repayment forever.

Line cut without a word😜😄😜😄

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MY FIRST CONDOM (An ….

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MY FIRST CONDOM
(An Essay by 18yr kid)

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.

She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.

So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minut

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अत्यंत हरामी बच्चा . .

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अत्यंत हरामी बच्चा👶

एक आदमी अपने 15 साल के बेटे का स्कूल बैग देख रहा था
बैग में से एक कंडोम मिला

बाप: मादरचोद इस उम्र में बैग में ये ले के घूमता है

बच्चा: तो क्या करूँ
इस उम्र में बाप बन जाऊँ?
बर्दाश्त तो आपसे वो भी नहीं होगा


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पंजाबीयों का भोलापन !!

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पंजाबीयों का भोलापन तो देखिये !

एक बार एक पंजाबी को एक चिराग मिला। उसे Rub किया तो एक जिन्न appear हो गया
और बोला: आप की तीन wishes मैं पूरी करूँगा ।
पंजाबी : पहली wish तो यह है कि दारू की एक ऐसी बोतल दो जिसमें दारू कभी खत्म न हो ।
जिन्न : तथास्तु … और एक बोतल दे देता है ।

पंजाबी चेक करने के लिए पीना शूरू करता है और जैसे ही वो आखिरी पैग बनाता है बोतल फिर पूरी भर जाती है।

जिन्न : आप दो और wishes मांग सकते हो ।

पंजाबी : ऐसा करो जिन्न भाई……
एहो जई दो बोतलां होर दे दो !!!


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A woman in hot air b ….

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A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost…

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.

Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do you know?

Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I’m still lost.

Engineer: You must be in Top Management.

Lady: Ya. How do you know?

Engineer: You don’t know where you are or wher

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