Monthly Archives: June 2016

A lady’s Diary ….

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A lady’s Diary

DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY: DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship — all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY:DAY 4

Won $800 in the ship’s casino.
Capt

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An old man goes to h ….

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An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation.


The doctor checks out his leg, but can’t find anything wrong, so he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can’t come up with any possible explanation for the pain.


The doctor hands the patient his bill and says, “I’m sorry, but the pain in your leg is simply caused by old age; there’s nothing I can do about it.”


The old man replies with a look of disbelief, “That’s impossible! That can’t be!”


The Doctor says, “What do you mean? I’m the expert here; if you know so much, how can y

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