Monthly Archives: July 2016

A little boy and his ….

A little boy and his Uncle Banta are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.

He says, “Uncle, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”

Banta replies, “I`ll bet you fifty rupees, you can`t. It`s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.

Banta hands the little boy fifty rupees, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, Banta comes back out and hands t

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CA ki wife: Suniye ….

CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.

YAHI INFLATION HAI.

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
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Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
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Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girl

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Santa and Jeeto sche ….

Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.

After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”

“In fact, I do”, said Santa. “After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”

“This is very interesting”, replied the doctor.

“Let me do some research and get back to you.”

After examining Jeeto, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine. Do

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