Monthly Archives: January 2017
Bada Aukhha Hai Har ….
Bada Aukhha Hai Har Waqt Haqeeqat De Vich Rehna;
Zindagi Jeon Lyi Kujh Weham Vi Jaruri Ne!
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Zindagi Jeon Lyi Kujh Weham Vi Jaruri Ne!
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Your job won’t take ….
Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick, your friends will. So always stay in touch!
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Newlyweds, Tim and N ….
Newlyweds, Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel.
The following morning, Nancy’s closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how their wedding night went.
“I’m so exhausted,” Nancy said. “All night long it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out.”
Misunderstanding her, an embarrased Jennifer was shocked that Nancy would speak so crassly.
Tim clarified by adding, “Don’t ever get a room next to an elevator!”
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The following morning, Nancy’s closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how their wedding night went.
“I’m so exhausted,” Nancy said. “All night long it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out.”
Misunderstanding her, an embarrased Jennifer was shocked that Nancy would speak so crassly.
Tim clarified by adding, “Don’t ever get a room next to an elevator!”
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Santa: “Bante, Dai ….
Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.”
Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.”
Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness”
Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na. 😛
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Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.”
Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness”
Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na. 😛
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Rah Chalti Ladki Ko ….
Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari Ke Andaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Kash Main Tumhare Hasen Honton Ki Lip Stick Hota”
Ladki Ne Huste Hue Jawab Diye
Ladki: “Shukar Karo Nahi Ho Warna Roz Kisi K “lun” Pe Lage Hotey.“
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Ladka: “Kash Main Tumhare Hasen Honton Ki Lip Stick Hota”
Ladki Ne Huste Hue Jawab Diye
Ladki: “Shukar Karo Nahi Ho Warna Roz Kisi K “lun” Pe Lage Hotey.“
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Ladka: Kash Main Ter ….
Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
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Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
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