Ishq Ke Izhaar Mein ….
Ishq Ke Izhaar Mein Har Chaand Rusvayi To Hai;
Par Karun Kya Ab Tabiyat Aap Par Aayi To Hai!
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Par Karun Kya Ab Tabiyat Aap Par Aayi To Hai!
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Monthly Archives: January 2017
Phoolon Ki Wadi Me H ….
Phoolon Ki Wadi Me Ho Basera Tera;
Sitaron Ke Aangan Mein Ho Ghar Tera;
Dua Hai Esh Dost Ki Ae Dost Tere Lia;
K Tujh Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho Naseb Tera!
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Sitaron Ke Aangan Mein Ho Ghar Tera;
Dua Hai Esh Dost Ki Ae Dost Tere Lia;
K Tujh Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho Naseb Tera!
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Man 1: I am getting ….
Man 1: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?
Man 2: Get an ‘Irish Virginity Test’ Kit.
Man 1: What’s that?
Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.
Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?
Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue… and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, ‘that’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man 2: Get an ‘Irish Virginity Test’ Kit.
Man 1: What’s that?
Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.
Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?
Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue… and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, ‘that’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The old couple were ….
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.
The old woman said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“Uh huh,” said the old man.
We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.
“Uh huh,” said the old man.
And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.
“That`s right,” said the old man, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, `It`s too big, it`s too big!`”
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The old woman said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“Uh huh,” said the old man.
We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.
“Uh huh,” said the old man.
And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.
“That`s right,” said the old man, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, `It`s too big, it`s too big!`”
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A man is doing push ….
A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, “Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left.”
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Isn’t it a bit unner ….
Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu ….
Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu
Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu Honay Lagi;
Aap Se Tum Tum Se Tu Honay Lagi;
Chahye Paighambar Dono Taraf;
Lutf Kia Jab Du-Ba-Du Honay Lagi;
Meri Ruswayi Ki Naubat Aagayi;
Unki Shohrat Qu-Ba-Qu Honay Lagi;
Be Niazi Badh Gayi Hai Is Qadar;
Aarzoo Ki Aarzoo Honay Lagi;
Ab To Mil Kar Dekhiye Kya Rang Ho;
Phir Hamari Justajuu Honay Lagi;
‘Daagh’ Itraaye Hue Phirtay Hain Aaj;
Shaayad Unki Aabruu Honay Lagi!
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Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu Honay Lagi;
Aap Se Tum Tum Se Tu Honay Lagi;
Chahye Paighambar Dono Taraf;
Lutf Kia Jab Du-Ba-Du Honay Lagi;
Meri Ruswayi Ki Naubat Aagayi;
Unki Shohrat Qu-Ba-Qu Honay Lagi;
Be Niazi Badh Gayi Hai Is Qadar;
Aarzoo Ki Aarzoo Honay Lagi;
Ab To Mil Kar Dekhiye Kya Rang Ho;
Phir Hamari Justajuu Honay Lagi;
‘Daagh’ Itraaye Hue Phirtay Hain Aaj;
Shaayad Unki Aabruu Honay Lagi!
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