'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Officer: What is your Name ?

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: Tell me properly.

Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer: Your father’s name ?

Candidate: MP sir

Officer: What does that mean ?

Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir.

Officer: Your native place.

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate: No, Munnur Pal sir.

Officer: What is your qualification?

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: (Angrily) What is it ?

Candidate: Matric Pass.

Officer: Why do you need a job ?

Candidate: MP sir.

Officer: And what does that mean ?

Candidate: Money Problem sir.

Officer: Describe your personality.

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: Explain yourself clearly.

Candidate: Mind-blowing Personality Sir.

Officer: This discussion is nowhere, you may go now.

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: What is it now?

Candidate: My performance….?

Officer: MP !!!

Candidate: What is that sir..?

Officer: Mentally Punctured.

Candidate: MP Sir…(my pleasure)