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Despite common belie ….
Despite common belief, English is not the official language of the United States at a Federal level. Only 28 out of the 50 States have made English their official language at different times.
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Boy Friend Asked Her ….
Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Say No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss ?”
Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl That Liked Your Status On Facebook“
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Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Say No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss ?”
Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl That Liked Your Status On Facebook“
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Sattar (70) Saal Ka ….
Sattar (70) Saal Ka Budda Apne Doctor Dost Se Bola.
Budda: “Main Aaj Bhi xx Karne Mein 1 Ghanta, 40 Minute, 15 Second Lagata Hoon”
Doctor Hairaan Ho Kar Bola: “Kaise ?”
Budda Bola: “40 Minute Khada Karne Mein, 15 Second Dhakka Marne Ko Aur 1 Ghanta XX Karne Ke Baad Hosh Main Aane Ko“
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Budda: “Main Aaj Bhi xx Karne Mein 1 Ghanta, 40 Minute, 15 Second Lagata Hoon”
Doctor Hairaan Ho Kar Bola: “Kaise ?”
Budda Bola: “40 Minute Khada Karne Mein, 15 Second Dhakka Marne Ko Aur 1 Ghanta XX Karne Ke Baad Hosh Main Aane Ko“
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“Kuch Is Tarah Se De ….
“Kuch Is Tarah Se Dekha Ke. “
Usne Mujhe Kuch Is Tarah Se Dekha Ke Me Use
Mohobbat Karne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya,
Uske Ek Ishare Pe Duniya Tabha Karne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya,
Uske Is Nazariye Ko Me Pyaar Samajh Betha,
Isiliye Aaj Use Bewafa Kehne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya.
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Usne Mujhe Kuch Is Tarah Se Dekha Ke Me Use
Mohobbat Karne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya,
Uske Ek Ishare Pe Duniya Tabha Karne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya,
Uske Is Nazariye Ko Me Pyaar Samajh Betha,
Isiliye Aaj Use Bewafa Kehne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya.
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Practice makes man p ….
Practice makes man prefect,
Then what about Women????
Any guesses????
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Ummmm She is born perfect .
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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas unko Accha
lage…. Isi liye Status daal diya….
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Then what about Women????
Any guesses????
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Ummmm She is born perfect .
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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas unko Accha
lage…. Isi liye Status daal diya….
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That moment jab exam ….
That moment jab exam ki wajeh se apki full on chudeli ho. Phir bhi padhne me mann na lage >:(
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