Three men were sitti ….

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.


The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.


They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”


Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.


The man replied, “Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said, ‘Come out and fight like a man!'”

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Doctor: I have some ….

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.


Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first.


Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.


Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?


Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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An American soldier, ….

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma`am, may I sit in that seat?”
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can`t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?”<br

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Shopping Mall Mein E ….

Shopping Mall Mein Ek Dalal Ek Admi Se Bola



“Mauj Karni Hai To Mere Sath Aao, 5000 Mein Full Mauj”



Aadmi Ne Puchha: “Par Ladki Kaisi Hai?”



Dalal: “Aao Aap Khud Chal Kar Dekh Lo”



Dalal Usko Ek Kamre Mein Le Gaya, Jaha Aadmi Ko Dekhte Hi Ladki Ne Apni Skirt Upar Kar Li



Admi Ne Uski Choot Dekhi Aur Usko Ghoorta Hi Raha



Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Boli



“Kya Hua? Lagta Hai Jab Se Apni Maa Ki Chut Se Bahar Aaye Ho Kabhi Choot Nahi Dekhi”



Aadmi Mukura Ke Bola: “Nahi Aisi To

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