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A very religious man ….
A very religious man, Santa, lived right next door to Banta, an atheist. Santa prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord.
However, Banta`s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas Santa`s job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn`t give him the time of the day.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked:
“Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, Banta, who doesn`t even
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However, Banta`s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas Santa`s job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn`t give him the time of the day.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked:
“Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, Banta, who doesn`t even
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There is a thin line ….
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
~ Erma Bombeck
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~ Erma Bombeck
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I need someone physi ….
I need someone physically stronger than me…. I am always on top. It’s really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down.
~ Angelina Jolie
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~ Angelina Jolie
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It’s funny how you n ….
It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget.
-Chuck Palahniuk
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-Chuck Palahniuk
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