A teacher was helpin ….

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A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?”
A boy pauses. “None,” he replied thoughtfully.
“No, no, no, let`s try again,” the teacher says patiently.
She holds up three fingers. “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one,” she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the wire?”
“None!” the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs. “Tell me how you came up with that.”
“It`s simple,” says the boy, “after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away.”



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Santa had arrived ea ….

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Santa had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour`s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, “Hey, Banta!” He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again.


After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a coke. The line at the conce

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