Tailor: neck kitni r ….

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Tailor: neck kitni rakhni hai bahen ji ?

Ladki: itni deep rakho k ladke mere ball pe flat ho jay

Tailor: kamar ka nap kitna rakhu?

Ladki: itni fitting me karo ki ladko k muh se lar tapak jay

Tailor: hips ka nap kya rakhna hai bahen ji?

Ladki: itna tight rakho ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jay



Tailor: Bc ..dress silvane aai hai ki apni Gand marvane .

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A young woman was im ….

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A young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar.


“Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed.”


“Well, thank you, ma’am. It’s 33 inches.”


“Wow, around?”


“No, ma’am. Through.”


“Well, then, sir. What about your waist?”


“It’s 28 inches.”


“Around?”


“No, ma’am. Through.”


“Well, then. One last question. What about the size of your manhood.”


“You see, ma’am. It’s 3 inches!”


“Wow,” said the woman. “Through?!”


“Oh, no

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