I showed my 12 year ….
I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk,
He said, “Wow cool! you 3D printed the save icon!”
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He said, “Wow cool! you 3D printed the save icon!”
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A man comes home fro ….
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber.
The man called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I`m lonely.”
So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says, “Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?”
The woman gets up and enters the man`s bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once aga
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The man called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I`m lonely.”
So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says, “Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?”
The woman gets up and enters the man`s bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once aga
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A man who makes coff ….
A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him so they challenged him, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?”
The man said, “I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating!!!”
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Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him so they challenged him, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?”
The man said, “I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating!!!”
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Two things define y ….
Two things define you:
Your patience when you have nothing;
And your attitude when you have everything!
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Your patience when you have nothing;
And your attitude when you have everything!
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Every day we clean o ….
Every day we clean our teeth with Tooth-brush.
Same way, let’s clean our mind, heart and soul with Truth-brush.
Good Morning!
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Same way, let’s clean our mind, heart and soul with Truth-brush.
Good Morning!
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A man was speeding d ….
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
“Ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah… so,” the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, “Ever catch ALL the fish?”
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The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
“Ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah… so,” the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, “Ever catch ALL the fish?”
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Although this marrie ….
Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency.
So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, “Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore.”
So she drove the boat to shore. Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television.
She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him, “Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I’m having a heart attack. You must set th
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So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, “Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore.”
So she drove the boat to shore. Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television.
She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him, “Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I’m having a heart attack. You must set th
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