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Nobody is right till ….
Nobody is right till somebody is wrong;
Nobody is weak till somebody is strong;
Nobody is lucky till love comes along;
Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.
Missing you!
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Nobody is weak till somebody is strong;
Nobody is lucky till love comes along;
Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.
Missing you!
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Man: Kiss Karun? Ga ….
Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.
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Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.
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Three men were at th ….
Three men were at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office.
The interviewing FBI agent said, “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”
The man took the gun, hesitated, and said, “Sorry, I can’t do it.”
The next interviewee came into the office.
The agent said, “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”
The man took the gun, walked into
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The interviewing FBI agent said, “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”
The man took the gun, hesitated, and said, “Sorry, I can’t do it.”
The next interviewee came into the office.
The agent said, “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”
The man took the gun, walked into
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“Agar koi ladki khud ….
“Agar koi ladki khud aa ke aapse khe..
” I love You I cnt live without you
To samjh lo..
Eeeee Wroonnggg no. hai
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kaunu apki firki le rha hai
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” I love You I cnt live without you
To samjh lo..
Eeeee Wroonnggg no. hai
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kaunu apki firki le rha hai
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In a terrible accide ….
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he’d done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
“Congratulations,” the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. “You did superbly under cross-examination.”
“Thanks,” he said, “but he sure had me worried.”
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At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he’d done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
“Congratulations,” the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. “You did superbly under cross-examination.”
“Thanks,” he said, “but he sure had me worried.”
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