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Wohi Wehshat, Wohi H ….
Wohi Wehshat, Wohi Hairat, Wohi Tanhai Hai ‘Mohsin’Íž
Teri Aankhein Mere Khawabon Se Kitni Milti Julti Hain!
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Teri Aankhein Mere Khawabon Se Kitni Milti Julti Hain!
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You and I are not wh ….
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Michael Jackson had ….
Michael Jackson had cast actual gang members in his music video for “Beat It” and reformed them in the process of the filming.
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Santa and Banta are ….
Santa and Banta are two amlis (opium addicts). One evening they get caught in a storm, and seek refuge in a nearby farm. The only thing the farmer is willing to provide them with is – a single bed, no bedding. An outside room that has no furnishings. Just two wooden pegs on the wall, to hang clothes.
Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the p
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Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the p
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The past of eat is a ….
The past of eat is ate and the future of ate is…
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Weight.
And the most funny part is that people realise it when its TOO LATE!
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Weight.
And the most funny part is that people realise it when its TOO LATE!
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Ek din Santa ne news ….
Ek din Santa ne newspaper mein ek advertisement dekha:
‘Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo’
Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur us address per akela chala gaya.
Wahan koi shop nahi thi aur 2 ladke aise hi khade hue the.
Santa wahan jaakar un ladkon se us advertisement ke baare mein puchta hai.
Tabhi ek ladka chaaku nikaal kar kehta hai, “Ye ad humne hi diya tha, chal purana mobile de aur jaakar naya mobile le.”
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‘Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo’
Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur us address per akela chala gaya.
Wahan koi shop nahi thi aur 2 ladke aise hi khade hue the.
Santa wahan jaakar un ladkon se us advertisement ke baare mein puchta hai.
Tabhi ek ladka chaaku nikaal kar kehta hai, “Ye ad humne hi diya tha, chal purana mobile de aur jaakar naya mobile le.”
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