To devote your life ….
To devote your life to the good of all and to the happiness of all is religion. Whatever you do for your own sake is not religion.
-Swami Vivekananda
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-Swami Vivekananda
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Son: Dad, I want to ….
Son: Dad, I want to be like you.
Dad (Feeling Proud): That’s so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Son: No Dad! I, too wanna fuck Deepa aunty… she is so f**king hot!
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Dad (Feeling Proud): That’s so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Son: No Dad! I, too wanna fuck Deepa aunty… she is so f**king hot!
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If you have one eye ….
If you have one eye on Yesterday, and one eye on Tomorrow, you are going to be cockeyed Today.
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How various Gujarati ….
How various Gujarati wife fight with their respective husbands…
?Pilot’s wife: Vadhare Udd Nai.
Teacher’s wife: Mane Nai Sikhvaad…
Painter’s wife: Thobdu Rangi Dais…
Dhobi’s wife: Dhoyi Nakhis.
Actor’s wife: Natak su Kare 6e.
Dentist’s wife: Daat todi Nakhis.
CA’s wife: Hisaabma rehje ho.
Engineer’s wife: spare parts dhila kari nakhish.
Architect’s wife: sidho re nahi to dacha ni design change kari nakhis.
& the Best one
Marketing’s wife: bau bolis ne to OLX per vechi dais….
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?Pilot’s wife: Vadhare Udd Nai.
Teacher’s wife: Mane Nai Sikhvaad…
Painter’s wife: Thobdu Rangi Dais…
Dhobi’s wife: Dhoyi Nakhis.
Actor’s wife: Natak su Kare 6e.
Dentist’s wife: Daat todi Nakhis.
CA’s wife: Hisaabma rehje ho.
Engineer’s wife: spare parts dhila kari nakhish.
Architect’s wife: sidho re nahi to dacha ni design change kari nakhis.
& the Best one
Marketing’s wife: bau bolis ne to OLX per vechi dais….
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A daughter-in-law an ….
A daughter-in-law and mother-in-law were engaged in a verbal spat.
Mother-in-law: I have carried him for 9 months.
Daughter-in-law: Only 3.5 kgs? I carry him every night and he weighs 80 kgs now.
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Mother-in-law: I have carried him for 9 months.
Daughter-in-law: Only 3.5 kgs? I carry him every night and he weighs 80 kgs now.
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People born with “Is ….
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Suni zindagi mein ha ….
Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui,
bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga,
shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.
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bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga,
shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.
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