Tark-E-Takaluf Par B ….
Tark-E-Takaluf Par Bhi Hogi Unko Nadamat Humse Zyada;
Kisne Ki Hai Kaun Karega Unse Mohabbat Humse Zyada!
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Kisne Ki Hai Kaun Karega Unse Mohabbat Humse Zyada!
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Lady 2 her maid: Oh ….
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.”
Kanta : I don’t believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
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Kanta : I don’t believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
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Vibrators were origi ….
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I believe that how y ….
I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look – that healthy equals beautiful.
-Victoria Principal
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-Victoria Principal
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Mr. Dickson, the sci ….
Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero.”
“This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.”
“Aaaaaaahhhhhh,” said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson, my
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Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero.”
“This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.”
“Aaaaaaahhhhhh,” said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson, my
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A mother and her son ….
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldn t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The stewardess asked, Did your mother tell you to ask me?
He said that his mother had.
So the stewardess said, Tell your mother that its because Southwest always pulls out on time.
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The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldn t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The stewardess asked, Did your mother tell you to ask me?
He said that his mother had.
So the stewardess said, Tell your mother that its because Southwest always pulls out on time.
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