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A young dating coupl ….
A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun.
Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.
“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed by being caught, they said yes and apologized.
“Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket.”
So the cop wrote the t
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Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.
“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed by being caught, they said yes and apologized.
“Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket.”
So the cop wrote the t
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Change is the law of ….
Change is the law of life and those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
~ John F. Kennedy
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~ John F. Kennedy
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Wat a RIP OFF! I saw ….
Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it…It was a book on CHESS!
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Pappu catches his pa ….
Pappu catches his parents having sex and asks, “What are you doing?”
Santa: Making a brother or may be a sister for you.
Pappu: Try doggy style. I want a puppy!
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Santa: Making a brother or may be a sister for you.
Pappu: Try doggy style. I want a puppy!
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Q: What’s the closes ….
Q: What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn’t come everythings fucked.
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A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn’t come everythings fucked.
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