Doctors have discove ….
Doctors have discovered that most single women can’t fart. Apparently, they don’t have an asshole until they get married to one.
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Not swinging one’s a ….
Not swinging one’s arms when you walk increases the effort of walking by 12%, the equivalent of walking 20% faster or carrying a 10 kg backpack.
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A cop pulls up Santa ….
A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, “What is your name and address ?”
“I am Santa, of no fixed address.”
The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.
“I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa.”
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“I am Santa, of no fixed address.”
The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.
“I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa.”
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According to a study ….
According to a study conducted by Harvard, atheists have a higher average IQ (119) than any other religious group of people.
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I know how much it h ….
I know how much it hurts when your heart gets broken, but time will heal it.
~ Theresa
~ Wizard of Waverly Place
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~ Theresa
~ Wizard of Waverly Place
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Abraham Lincoln was ….
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Banta was walking in ….
Banta was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall.
In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he’d plummet to his death.
Full of fear, Banta cries out, “Help me!” But there was no answer.
Again and again he cried out but to no avail.
Finally Banta yelled, “Is anybody up there? “
A deep voice replied, “Yes, I’m up here.”
continue ….
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In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he’d plummet to his death.
Full of fear, Banta cries out, “Help me!” But there was no answer.
Again and again he cried out but to no avail.
Finally Banta yelled, “Is anybody up there? “
A deep voice replied, “Yes, I’m up here.”
continue ….
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