A couple was having ….

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.


He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!”


The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, “OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”

Read more



Three guys were tryi ….

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Asian Games Village at Busan, South Korea to scoop souvenirs and autographs.

The first says, “Let`s watch the registration table to see if there`s a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.”Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, “Fan Zhiyi. China. Shotput.”
He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant.
The attendant says, “Very good, Mr. Fan Zhiyi. Here is your packet of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information.”
The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree saplin

continue ….

Read more















Two blondes decided ….

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffie, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?”
“Perfectly,” replied Buffie.
Buffie went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed…three minutes pass…seven minutes pass…and Judy was really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. Sh

continue ….

Read more



1 2 3 4 5 365