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Proud to have you as ….
Proud to have you as a
F – Future
R – Reserve
I – In
E – Emergency during
N – nth number of
D – Dangerous situations
Happy Friendship Day!
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F – Future
R – Reserve
I – In
E – Emergency during
N – nth number of
D – Dangerous situations
Happy Friendship Day!
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Hum Nahin Kehte Hama ….
Hum Nahin Kehte Hamari
Hum Nahin Kehte Hamari, Teri Duniya Ho Jaye;
Itne Rangon Mein Koi Rang Toh Apna Ho Jaye;
Ishq Woh Turfa-Balaa Hai Ke Kare Jis Ki Talb;
Us Ko Maloom Na Ho, Sheher Mein Charcha Ho Jaye;
Do Sitaron Ko Jo Dekhoon Teri Ankhein Ban Jayein;
Chand Ko Dheyan Mein Laaon Tera Chehra Ho Jaye;
Har Dora Hai Yeh Nigehbaan Khari Hai Kismat;
Kaise Mumkin Hai Ke Har Shasks Ka Socha, Ho Jaye;
Hum Ko Har Bazm Mein, Har Haal Mein Sach Kehna Hai;
Sheher Ka Sheher Khafaa Hota Hai, Acha Ho Jaye;
Ishq Woh Kaar-e-M
continue ….
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Hum Nahin Kehte Hamari, Teri Duniya Ho Jaye;
Itne Rangon Mein Koi Rang Toh Apna Ho Jaye;
Ishq Woh Turfa-Balaa Hai Ke Kare Jis Ki Talb;
Us Ko Maloom Na Ho, Sheher Mein Charcha Ho Jaye;
Do Sitaron Ko Jo Dekhoon Teri Ankhein Ban Jayein;
Chand Ko Dheyan Mein Laaon Tera Chehra Ho Jaye;
Har Dora Hai Yeh Nigehbaan Khari Hai Kismat;
Kaise Mumkin Hai Ke Har Shasks Ka Socha, Ho Jaye;
Hum Ko Har Bazm Mein, Har Haal Mein Sach Kehna Hai;
Sheher Ka Sheher Khafaa Hota Hai, Acha Ho Jaye;
Ishq Woh Kaar-e-M
continue ….
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Joke from China: Wh ….
Joke from China:
What will be the name of a Chinese girl who has lost her virginity?
Lee Hui
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What will be the name of a Chinese girl who has lost her virginity?
Lee Hui
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English na aane ka N ….
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
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Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
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A man frantically ca ….
A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor.
“Please come quick I’m having an arguement with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out the hotel window.”
The hotel manager replies, “Sir I’m afraid that’s a domestic matter and the hotel and it’s staff are obligated to not interfere.”
The husband responds, “Like hell it’s a domestic matter! This damn window won’t open, and that sir is a hotel maintenance problem.”
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“Please come quick I’m having an arguement with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out the hotel window.”
The hotel manager replies, “Sir I’m afraid that’s a domestic matter and the hotel and it’s staff are obligated to not interfere.”
The husband responds, “Like hell it’s a domestic matter! This damn window won’t open, and that sir is a hotel maintenance problem.”
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Jeans: Keeping erect ….
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