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In Hollywood they sa ….
In Hollywood they say there’s no business like show business. In the hood they say there’s no business like ho’ business.
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The hallmark of an e ….
The hallmark of an effective legislator is now seen to be an ability to shout and disrupt proceedings.
-Vice President, India – on the conduct of legislators
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-Vice President, India – on the conduct of legislators
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On Whatsapp: Girl: ….
On Whatsapp:
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?
Boy: Kyu?
Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
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Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?
Boy: Kyu?
Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
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Santa: What’s going ….
Santa: What’s going on at neighbours?
Pappu: It’s someone’s birthday.
Santa: Whose?
Pappu: Tuyu’s!
Santa: Tuyu?
Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, “Happy Birthday Tuyu!”
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Pappu: It’s someone’s birthday.
Santa: Whose?
Pappu: Tuyu’s!
Santa: Tuyu?
Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, “Happy Birthday Tuyu!”
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What do lawyers and ….
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
It takes 300,000 of them to make one human being.
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It takes 300,000 of them to make one human being.
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Jab peene se nafrat ….
Jab peene se nafrat thi mujhe to zabardasti pilayi yaaron ne;
Ab aadat pad gayi peene ki to machaayi e duhayi yaaron ne;
Maine maana janab peeta hu peeta hu be-hisaab peeta hu;
Log logon ka khoon peete hai main to phir bhii sharab peeta hu.
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Ab aadat pad gayi peene ki to machaayi e duhayi yaaron ne;
Maine maana janab peeta hu peeta hu be-hisaab peeta hu;
Log logon ka khoon peete hai main to phir bhii sharab peeta hu.
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