'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform...

Every time you talk ….

November 10, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that…

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“This conversation will be recorded for your Training and Quality monitoring purpose. And it can be used against you
even after 30 years!”

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Marriage jokes

I used to be called ….

November 10, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It’s just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy.

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Quotes

When two people rela ….

November 10, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

When two people relate to each other authentically and humanly, God is the electricity that surges between them.

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Quotes

Saaya-e-Qasr-e-Yaar ….

November 10, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Saaya-e-Qasr-e-Yaar

Saaya-e-Qasr-e-Yaar Mein Baitha;

Main Tha Apne Khumaar Mein Baitha;

Uska Aanaa Tha Khwaab Mein Aanaa;

Main Abs-e-Intezaar Mein Baitha;

Koi Soorat Nahi Hai Us Jaisi;

Usko Dekhon Hazaar Mein Baitha;

Usko Khushyon Se Khauf Aata Hai;

Weham Kiya Zehen-e-Yaar Mein Baitha;

Hum Bhi Raston Mein Phir Rahe Thay Faraz;

Woh Bhi Tha Rahguzar Mein Baitha!

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Shayari

Being single does no ….

November 10, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Being single does not mean no one wants you, it just means that God is busy writing your love story.

So have patience, may you soon get the love of your life!

Happy Valentines’ day!

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Happy Valentines Day

Ek pathan ki shaadi ….

November 10, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, “Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.

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Adult Hindi SMS Jokes

Big boobs don’t coun ….

November 10, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Big boobs don’t count if you’re fat;

And well, big dicks don’t count if you are one!

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Adult SMS Jokes

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