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Javed Akhtar: Bhaiyy ….

November 5, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

Javed Akhtar: Bhaiyya milf dena.

Bhaiyya: Kya?

Javed Akhtar: Pleaf ek phacket milf dene ki ghuftaaki karo, lafz ko samjho maafarchod.

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Adult Hindi SMS Jokes

If fate favours you ….

November 5, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be, don’t wish to be someone else because u are wonderful
the way you are! Gud Day!

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Good Morning/Night/Day

What would have been ….

November 5, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

What would have been the name of “Mona Lisa” if “Leonardo da Vinci” was Gujju ?

He did have called her Monali Shah.

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SMS Jokes

Virat Kohli should p ….

November 5, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Virat Kohli should play till his 50 as he has no career as a commentator. Because “Bhenchod ne kya shot mara hai” is not acceptable.

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Adult Hindi SMS Jokes

Height of flexibility ….

November 5, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Baba Ramdev is so flexible that he gets tangled faster than his earphones.

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SMS Jokes

Me: Can I go to my f ….

November 5, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Me: Can I go to my friend’s house for a party?

Dad: Don’t ask me. Ask your mom.

Mom: Don’t ask me. Ask your dad.

Me: BC ,ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?

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Hindi SMS Jokes

I am a fitness freak ….

November 5, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

I am a fitness freak.

Yes I freak out when anybody talks about fitness.

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SMS Jokes

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