Mother: Kaun tha pho ….
Mother: Kaun tha phone par?
Son: Friend tha.
Mother: Vaastav mein bata kaun tha?
Son: Sanjay dutt.
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Son: Friend tha.
Mother: Vaastav mein bata kaun tha?
Son: Sanjay dutt.
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Boss: John, tell me ….
Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness
John: Honesty
Boss : I don’t think that’s a weakness
John: I don’t give a shit what you think.
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John: Honesty
Boss : I don’t think that’s a weakness
John: I don’t give a shit what you think.
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He: Hey what’s your ….
He: Hey what’s your name?
She: Khushi.
He: Where are you from?
She: Bandra
He: But khushi ka koi thikana nahi hota na?
*BLOCKED-FOREVER*
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She: Khushi.
He: Where are you from?
She: Bandra
He: But khushi ka koi thikana nahi hota na?
*BLOCKED-FOREVER*
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Pappu: “Are you comm ….
Pappu: “Are you committed?”
Rajo: “No. I’m taken”
Pappu: “Its the same thing”
Rajo: “No”
Pappu: “Okay. Taken by?”
Rajo: “No. Taken for”
Pappu: “For what?”
Rajo: “Granted”
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Rajo: “No. I’m taken”
Pappu: “Its the same thing”
Rajo: “No”
Pappu: “Okay. Taken by?”
Rajo: “No. Taken for”
Pappu: “For what?”
Rajo: “Granted”
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God never tasted any ….
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[Punjabi on Titanic ….
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BJP : Congress is co ….
BJP : Congress is corrupt.
Congress : BJP is corrupt.
AAP : BJP & Congress both are corrupt.
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Common man : The Porn Video I downloaded is corrupt
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Congress : BJP is corrupt.
AAP : BJP & Congress both are corrupt.
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Common man : The Porn Video I downloaded is corrupt
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