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Santa and Jeeto lyin ….
Santa and Jeeto lying in a bed.
Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa’s shoulder and whispers – Take me!
Santa did not pay attention to that.
Jeeto flings on her second leg and repeats – Take me!
Santa: I’m not going anywhere!
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Friendship is when y ….
Friendship is when you have had a huge fight, deciding once for all… ‘That’s it’, but then you decide to put aside your egos, hold hands & say, “I Need U…”
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Without a world, the ….
Without a world, there are no friends;
But without friends there’s no world.
Thanks for being the world to me!
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But without friends there’s no world.
Thanks for being the world to me!
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A reasent studdi haz ….
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes… vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
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My life’s irony: Whe ….
My life’s irony:
When I joke, people take it seriously;
And when I am serious, people take it as a joke!
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When I joke, people take it seriously;
And when I am serious, people take it as a joke!
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Q: What do the docto ….
Q: What do the doctors do with the foreskin of a penis after the circumcision?
A: Sell them as chewing gum at the local gay bar.
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A: Sell them as chewing gum at the local gay bar.
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