Ek Baadshah Ne Apni ….

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Ek Baadshah Ne Apni Poori Hukumat Mein Elaan Karwaya Ki

Jitne Bhi Shaadi Shuda Mard Hain Wo Baadshah Ke Darbaar Mein Jald Se Jald Pahunche.

Shaadi Shuda Mard Baadshah Ke Darbaar Pahunche To Badshah Ne Kaha: “Saare Do Lines Bana Lo, Ek Line Mein Apni Biwi Se Darne Wale Mard Khade Ho Jao Aur Doosri Line Mein Wo Jo Apni Biwi Se Nahi Darte.”

Baadshah Ye Dekh Kar Hairaan Reh Gaya Ki Apni Biwi Se Darne Walon Ki Line Kaafi Lambi Thi Aur Biwi Se Na Darne Walon Ki Line Mein Sirf Ek Aadmi Khada Tha.

Baadshah Ne Us Ek Aadmi Ko Apne Paas Bulaya, Uski Peeth Par Haath Maarte Hue Shabaashi Di Aur Pucha: “Tumhe Aisa Kyu Lagta Hai Ki Tum Apni Biwi Se

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Banta: “My grandfath ….

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Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”

Santa: “So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather himself fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”


Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”


Santa: “Why not? He was winding your grandfather�s wrist-watch.”

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Little Johnny and Ju ….

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Little Johnny and Julie are only 12 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Julie’s father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Julie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, “In Julie’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable; Mr. Smith says with a huge gr

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