Haath Khaali Hain Te ….

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Haath Khaali Hain Tere Shehar Se Jaate Jaate;

Jaan Hoti To Meri Jaan Lutate Jaate;



Ab To Har Haath Ka Pathar Humnein Pahunchta Hai;

Umar Guzri Hai Tere Shehar Mein Aate Jaate;



Ab Ke Mayus Hua Yaaron Ko Rukhsat Karke;

Ja Rahe The To Koi Zakham Lagate Jaate;



Reengne Kee Bhi Izazat Nahi Hum Ko Warna;

Hum Jidhar Jaate Naye Phool Khilate Jaate;



Main To Jalte Hue Sehraon Ka Ek Pathar Tha;

Tum To Dariya The Meri Pyaas Bujhate Jaate;



Hum Se Pehle Bhi Musafir Kayi Guzre Honge;

Kam Se Kam Raa

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Ek garib kishan ka b ….

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Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me tha…

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us budhe kisan ne apne beteko jail me khat likha:”beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,

Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudegakash tu meri madad kar pata..”

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Bete ne wapas jawab diya:”papa aap khet mat khodna, mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai..

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Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya par hathiyar nahi mila…

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Bete ne fir baap ko likha:”papa yaha se me itni hi madad kar pauga,

Aap ab aalu uga dijiye… :p :O 😀 😀

Hahahaha

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A lawyer got married ….

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A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, “Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin.”
This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.

She responded:”My first husband was a Sales Representqative who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, `It`s gonna be great!`

My second husband was from Software Services, he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but

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