Women Are Such Compl ….

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,

If you don’t you are not a man.


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,

If you don’t, you are good for nothing.


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,

If you don’t you are not understanding.


If you visit her often, you are boring,

If you don’t she accuses you of double crossing.


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,

If you don’t, she says you are a dull guy.


If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard

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1 Pinjre me kuch Tot ….

1 Pinjre me kuch Totey 1 Toti ko ched rahe the…

Jabki dusre pinjre me 1 Tota puja aur dusra Tota Namaz pad raha tha,

Maalik ne socha “kitne nek Tote hai, inke pinjre me Toti ki ijjat safe rahegi.”

Usne Toti ko nek Toton k pinjre me daal dia.

Toti k aate hi puja karne wala Tota bola:

“Utho Khan Sahab dua Qubool ho gayi…

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