Apna Kya Hai Bhai!! ….
Apna Kya Hai Bhai!!
Jo Dost Pyaar Se Daaru Ka Bill Bhar De…..
Bus wahi apne liye “Santaclaus” hai..
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Jo Dost Pyaar Se Daaru Ka Bill Bhar De…..
Bus wahi apne liye “Santaclaus” hai..
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NEW BLOCKED PJ’s ….
NEW BLOCKED PJ’s
Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
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Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
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Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!<br
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Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
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Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!<br
continue ….
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Ek Baar Gaanv Mein B ….
Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki Government Ne Scheme Chalai.
Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”
Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.
Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”
Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.
Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”
Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Ta
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Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”
Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.
Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”
Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.
Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”
Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Ta
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Several years ago, t ….
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, “Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse.”
“But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs.
“Yes, I see. And your left one isn`t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!” he insists.
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“But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs.
“Yes, I see. And your left one isn`t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!” he insists.
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Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki ….
Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqwest Aai…….
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….Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya….!!!
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….Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya….!!!
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A newly married man ….
A newly married man came home worried.
Wife: What happened?
Man: I’ve a problem at work.
Wife: Dear, after marriage it’s ‘We’ not ‘I’.
Man: Ok, we are going to have a baby from my secretary.
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Wife: What happened?
Man: I’ve a problem at work.
Wife: Dear, after marriage it’s ‘We’ not ‘I’.
Man: Ok, we are going to have a baby from my secretary.
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Pati (phone par): Ka ….
Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai…
gar gar gar gar…
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai…
gar gar gar gar…
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, b
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Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai…
gar gar gar gar…
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai…
gar gar gar gar…
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, b
continue ….
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