My girlfriend and me ….

My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can`t overcome. So befo

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Solid beezatti on Fa ….

Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat

Conversation:

.

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Boy:”Hey!

..

Girl:”What ??

..

Boy:”Hi

..

Girl:”Bye!

..

Boy:”Why ??

..

Girl:”Didn’t heard What I Said??

Get Lost!

..

Boy:”Okay As you Wish!

But I Wanna Say Something to

You!

..

Girl:”What ?? Say Fast, I don’t have

Time!

..

Boy:”*Laughing*

If I Ever Wanted to Commit a

Suicide,

I’ll Definitely Jump fr

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A teacher at a schoo ….

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school’s soccer team to an “away game”.


They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it is that blind kids can play soccer.


“We made a special ball, with a bell in it, so the kids can keep track of where the ball is and what it’s doing by listening for it. They’re pretty good at it too.”


“Very clever!” remarks the other patron.


Just then they are interrupted as another patron, who is looking out the window, says,

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