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There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.”


She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”


The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”


So the woman asked, “Is this a record?”


To which the man replied, “No, its average!”

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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.


Q: My husband continuously asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a

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