क्या मै मोटी दिखती हुँ?

कुछ सवाल ऐसे भी होते है जिनका कोई सही जवाब नही हो सकता:
बीवी : क्या मै मोटी दिखती हुँ?
पति : हाँ
बीवी : *चटाक*
बीवी : क्या मै मोटी दिखती हुँ?
पति : नहीं
बीवी : झूठे
बीवी : क्या मै मोटी दिखती हुँ?
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In a small town, a p ….

In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.


Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the brothel and it was burnt to the ground.


The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the brothel owner sued the church authorities on the grounds that the church through its congregation and prayers was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his brothel, either through dir

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Kbi phli bar school ….

Kbi phli bar school jane m dr lgta tha aj hr rasta khud chunte h

Kbi ma pa ki hr bat scchi lgti thi aj unhi se jhut bolte h

Kbi choti si chot kitna rulati thi aj dil b tu t jata h.

Phle dost sirf khelne tk yad rhte the aj kuch dost jaan se b pyare lgte h

1 Din tension ka mtlb ma se puchna pdta tha aj hr tension room mate lgta h

1 Din tha jb pl m ldna pl m mnana to roj ka kam tha aj ek bar jo juda hue to rishte tk tut jate h

Sacchi





Na jane rab ne hme itni jldi bda kyu bna diya

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One fine day, a bill ….

One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog.

Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times.

The billionaire screamed at the killer, “Why did you do that?”.

The killer answered, “Your wife gave me $50,000 and said to “Go kill that son-of-a-bitch””.

The billionaire hugged the killer & said ……………… !!

“I don’t know who your English teacher was, but I am forever grateful to her.”

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