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An old farmer comes ….
An old farmer comes running across the field screaming. The farmer`s wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell?
He rushed in the house and says, “Ma, get in bed! I got a hard on!”
She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. To late…its gone.
“Next time I come a screamin` Ma, you be in the bed ready. Ya hear?”
2 months later here he comes screaming across the field. She sighs and gets in bed.
He rushed in and says, “Ma, you damn sex maniac get out of bed…the barns on fire!”
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He rushed in the house and says, “Ma, get in bed! I got a hard on!”
She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. To late…its gone.
“Next time I come a screamin` Ma, you be in the bed ready. Ya hear?”
2 months later here he comes screaming across the field. She sighs and gets in bed.
He rushed in and says, “Ma, you damn sex maniac get out of bed…the barns on fire!”
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Kitna Pyaar Diya Uss ….
Kitna Pyaar Diya Usse Par Mila Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Itni Gehri Chahat Ka Hasil-O-Hasool Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Woh Humse Khafa The To Jaan Nikal Gayi Thi Hamari..
Hum Unse Khafa Hai To Unko Malaal Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Is Kadar Dukh Diye Hai Na Jaane Kis Khata Par..
Par Hum Bhi Sabar Kar Gaye Aur Kiya Sawal KuchBhi Nahi..
Uski Khushi Mein Hansne Wale Khaas Hai Uske Liye..
Dukh Mein Uske Saath Hum, Hamari Misaal KuchBhi Nahi,…..
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Itni Gehri Chahat Ka Hasil-O-Hasool Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Woh Humse Khafa The To Jaan Nikal Gayi Thi Hamari..
Hum Unse Khafa Hai To Unko Malaal Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Is Kadar Dukh Diye Hai Na Jaane Kis Khata Par..
Par Hum Bhi Sabar Kar Gaye Aur Kiya Sawal KuchBhi Nahi..
Uski Khushi Mein Hansne Wale Khaas Hai Uske Liye..
Dukh Mein Uske Saath Hum, Hamari Misaal KuchBhi Nahi,…..
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Shit happens. I mean ….
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If Gurgaon becomes ….
If Gurgaon becomes Gurugram then,
Kolkata: Kilogram
Mumbai: Milligram
Chennai: Centigram
Telangana: Telegram
And soon India will be Instagram!
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Kolkata: Kilogram
Mumbai: Milligram
Chennai: Centigram
Telangana: Telegram
And soon India will be Instagram!
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डार्लिंग तुम्हारा कभी दिल नहीं चाहता के तुम मर्द होती
Husband=”डार्लिंग तुम्हारा कभी दिल नहीं चाहता के तुम मर्द होती”.
घातक रिप्लाई
Wife=”क्यों,आज तुम्हारा अपनी गांड मरवाने का मन कर रहा है क्या”???
😁😁😁
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घातक रिप्लाई
Wife=”क्यों,आज तुम्हारा अपनी गांड मरवाने का मन कर रहा है क्या”???
😁😁😁
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माॅ मैं एक लड़के से प्यार करती हूॅ
Girl :- माॅ मैं एक लड़के से प्यार करती हूॅ,, और उसी से शादी करूंगी…
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Mom :- क्या करता है वो लड़का…???
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Girl :- अभी तो ऊपर ऊपर ही करता है,, नीचे तो शादी के बाद करेगा…!!!!
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### दे चप्पल ,, दे चप्पल ###
😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😂
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Mom :- क्या करता है वो लड़का…???
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Girl :- अभी तो ऊपर ऊपर ही करता है,, नीचे तो शादी के बाद करेगा…!!!!
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### दे चप्पल ,, दे चप्पल ###
😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😂
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