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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they`ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

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The 5 Stages of Drunkenness


Stage 1 – SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.


Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING: This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk t

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