One day Jane met Tar ….

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.


“What`s that” he asked.


She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use hole in trunk of tree.”


Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”


She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.


“Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”


Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled ar

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1) “Tujhe Yaad Na Me ….

1) “Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi, BCCI Se Ab Kya Kehna”…

– Yuvraj To Dhoni

2) “Dil Aisa Kisi Ne Mera Toda, Carrier Ke Annt (End) Ki Taraf Mooda”…

– Sehwag, Gambhir

3) “Bhoola Dena Mujhe, Hai Alvida Tumhe, Tumhe Khelna Hai, Mere Bina”…

– Sachin, sir

4) “Chanda Ne Pucha Taaron Se, Taaron Ne Pucha Hazaaro Se… Sabse Pyaara Kaun Hai….. Papa, Mere Papa…

– Stuart Binny

5) “Khaali Haat Aaye The Ham, Khaali Haath Jaayenge”…

– Raina (Duck Specialist)

6) “Kya Karu Ooo Ladies, Ooo Ladies, Mai Hun Aadat Se Majboor”…

– Virat Kohli (Mr. Flying Kisser)

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Bob, a 50 year old e ….

Bob, a 50 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs on Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.


His buddies at the club are all envious. They corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”


Bob replies, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”


They’re knocked over, but continue to ask. “So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?”


Bob says, “I lied about my age.”


His friends are fascinated, “What do you mean? Did you

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