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Battalion Cocktails. ….

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Battalion Cocktails…

An Army Battalion was having a cocktail party to welcome the new Brigade Commander.


A circular was sent out to all: “Cockfail at 7 PM sharp at the Officers Mess.”


The Commanding Officer saw the spelling mistake and asked the Adjutant to amend it.


The Adjutant did & it read:


“Refer to circular, read tail, instead of fail cock stands, as it is.”

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A woman called up th ….

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A woman called up the hospital and said,


“I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,”


The RMO replied, “She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days.”


The woman said, “Thank God! That’s wonderful news!”


RMO: I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!


Woman: No I am Rita Brown. No one tells me anything!

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Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu ….

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Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu



Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu Honay Lagi;

Aap Se Tum Tum Se Tu Honay Lagi;



Chahye Paighambar Dono Taraf;

Lutf Kia Jab Du-Ba-Du Honay Lagi;



Meri Ruswayi Ki Naubat Aagayi;

Unki Shohrat Qu-Ba-Qu Honay Lagi;



Be Niazi Badh Gayi Hai Is Qadar;

Aarzoo Ki Aarzoo Honay Lagi;



Ab To Mil Kar Dekhiye Kya Rang Ho;

Phir Hamari Justajuu Honay Lagi;



‘Daagh’ Itraaye Hue Phirtay Hain Aaj;

Shaayad Unki Aabruu Honay Lagi!

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