The verb “cleave” is ….
The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
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“Zero Dark Thirty” a ….
“Zero Dark Thirty” and ‘Skyfall’ each win Oscars for best sound editing in rare tie in 2013.
The last Oscars tie was in 1969, when Barbra Streisand and Katharine Hepburn tied for Best Actress.
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The last Oscars tie was in 1969, when Barbra Streisand and Katharine Hepburn tied for Best Actress.
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You don’t have to be ….
You don’t have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
-Barry Goldwater
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-Barry Goldwater
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In the United States ….
In the United States, women are allowed to be topless in public in Texas, Hawaii, New York, Ohio and Maine.
If some sort of disruption occurs though, they may be charged with violating public nuisance laws.
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If some sort of disruption occurs though, they may be charged with violating public nuisance laws.
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A lakh time, hate me ….
A lakh time, hate me;
A thousand time, avoid me;
A hundred time, criticise me;
A ten time, make fun of me;
But just one time, love me!
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A thousand time, avoid me;
A hundred time, criticise me;
A ten time, make fun of me;
But just one time, love me!
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Man to Doctor: Every ….
Man to Doctor: Every night my wife goes to a pub and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!
Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me..
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WHICH PUB?:p =D
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Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me..
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WHICH PUB?:p =D
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Little Johnny is vis ….
Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm.
He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: “Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow.”
Granddad informs Johnny that he won’t tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cow.”
A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cows.”
Granddad says to Johnny: “I’m pleased to hear that after my with you a few weeks ago you
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He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: “Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow.”
Granddad informs Johnny that he won’t tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cow.”
A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cows.”
Granddad says to Johnny: “I’m pleased to hear that after my with you a few weeks ago you
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