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On the first day of ….

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:


“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined Rs. 50 the first time.”,

He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined Rs. 75. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of Rs.150. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?”

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Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz

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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki

hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala……

Doctor: “Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad aayiye”.

(1 week baad)

Old Lady:”Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di….??

Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai”

Doctor:”Good..! ­ ­ Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai….

Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge..:p:D

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