Author Archives: Mangya

Ek Pal Mein Ek Sadi ….

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Ek Pal Mein Ek Sadi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye,

Do Din Kee Zindagi Ka Maza Humase Puchiye;



Bhoole Hai Raftaa-Raftaa Unhe Muddaton Mein Hum,

Kishto Mein Khudkushi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;



Aagaaz-e-Aashiqui Ka Maza Aap Jaaniye,

Anzaam-e-Aashiqui Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;



Jalte Diyo Mein Jalte Gharon Jaisi Lau Kahan,

Sarkaar Roshani Ka Maza Humase Puchiye;



Wo Jaan Hi Gaye Ki Humein Unse Pyaar Hai,

Aankhon Kee Mukhbari Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;



Hansne Ka Shaunk Humko Bhi Tha Aap Kee Tarah!

~ Khuma

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CA ki wife: Suniye ….

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CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.

YAHI INFLATION HAI.

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
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Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
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Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girl

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