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Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder

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what you did last night!

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A padded bra is like real estate… the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!

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Recently a man had to be hospitalised to get his wedding ring cut off, as it got stuck on his penis. Actually, this guy’s girlfriend found the ring in his pant pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep.


I don’t know what’s worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.

2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

Or

3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring!

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A boy takes his girlfriend to a restaurant.


Boy: Kya khayegi?


Girlfriend: Jo aap khaoge


Boy: Vagina?


The girlfriend gets angry and slaps the boy.


Boy: Pagal Aurat, I was asking Veg hi na?

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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it!

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Secretary to boss: All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven’t sexually harassed me, I’m suing you for discrimination.

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Santa walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whisky and he drinks one and pours the other shot on his hand. He did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him, “Why is it you drink one shot and pour the other on your hand? Santa replies, “I’m getting my girl friend drunk!”

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