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The sheriff of a small town pulled over the Governor in his Porsche who was driving 85 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone.


The adventurous Governor behind the wheel was steaming mad when he was stopped.


When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, “I can’t believe you stopped me! I am the Governor of this state! This town must be the butthole of the world!”


The magistrate looked at him and replied, “And you must be what’s passing through.”

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Little Johnny and Julie are only 12 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Julie’s father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Julie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, “In Julie’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable; Mr. Smith says with a huge gr

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A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun.


Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside.


All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.


“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.


Being embarrassed by being caught, said yes and apologized.


“Well,” he said, “I will have to write you a ticket.”


So

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A little boy and his Uncle Banta are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.

He says, “Uncle, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”

Banta replies, “I`ll bet you fifty rupees, you can`t. It`s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.

Banta hands the little boy fifty rupees, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, Banta comes back out and hands t

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Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.

After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”

“In fact, I do”, said Santa. “After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”

“This is very interesting”, replied the doctor.

“Let me do some research and get back to you.”

After examining Jeeto, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine. Do

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