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Six golden rules for f***ing:

1. F***ing once a week
is good for your health but harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind
and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After f***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level

SO REMEMBER – FASTING is good for your health – may the Almighty cleanse your dirty mind!

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A lady’s Diary

DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY: DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship — all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY:DAY 4

Won $800 in the ship’s casino.
Capt

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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, “Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse.”

“But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs.

“Yes, I see. And your left one isn`t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!” he insists.

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Ek Train Mein 3 Ladkiyan Safar Kar Rahi Thi.


Next station Se 3 Ladke Saamne Ki Seat Par Aakar Baith Gaye.


Thodi Der Baad Un Logon Ne Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Suhru Kar Do. Ladkon Ne Ladkiyon Se Kaha Ki Pahle Hum Aapas Mein Apna Introdution Dete Hain.


Beech Mein Baithi Ladki, Jo Jyada Smart Thi, Usne Ladkiyon Ka Introduction Kuch Is Tarah Diya:

Main Toh Main Hun;

Right Waali Meri Behen Hai;

Aur Left Waali MEri Maa.


Ladke Samajh Gaye Ki Beech Waali Unka Majaak Uda Rahi Hai But Ladke Bhi Kuch Kam Nahin The. Beech Waale Ladke Ne Ladkon Ka Introduction Kuch Is Tarah Diya:
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